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Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll – Macabre Mycelium

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Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll - Macabre Mycelium

I think I saw something like this Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll once when I was trippin’ balls. It taught me the ways of the forest and had me eat all of it’s friends. Man, I spent a year in the forest that weekend. Look at this gal with her deathly bonnet. This is what Tim Burton’s Little House on the Prairie looks like. Growing in the shade of a tree, just waiting for something to pass by so she can be all deadly.

Unlike these skull mushrooms, this Mushroom Skeleton Art Doll is deadly cute. Dare I say sexy? We would get along good, cuz I’m also a fun-guy. Did I hear one of you groan at that joke? Oh spore me! Like you could do better. Mycelium is better than your-celium.

Realistic Tarantula Art Doll

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Realistic Tarantula Art Doll
This Realistic Tarantula Art Doll is an instant heart attack. It’s also a good way to ensure that your terrifying art doll gets flattened by my boot heel before I run off screaming and call the police, who will laugh at me just like last time. This is NOT an art doll. This is a nightmare. Remember, spiders are why flamethrowers were invented.

Beetlejuice Art Doll

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beetlejuice art doll
Itttt’s showtime! Beetlejuice! Betelguese! Beetleguese! Ah hell. Why do I always do exactly what I’m not supposed to do? Now Micheal Keaton just showed up in my house. He’s making a sandwich right now and feeding the cat. I think we’re roommates now. He cried like a little girl when I told him Birdman sucked. Gonna get him some black/white striped pajamas and some face paint so he can re-enact stuff from Beetlejuice.

This Beetlejuice doll stands 19 inches tall and is pretty awesome. It makes far less noise than SOME people when he chews his sandwich. I’m looking at you Mike. You are Birdman. Peck at it. Don’t chew with your beak full.

Be a Hellraiser: Adopt This Pinhead Jr Doll

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pinheadIt’s baby Hellraiser! If you want a problem child, here ya go. You’ll have more problems than you know what to do with. He probably likes to twist the heads off of stuffed animals and raise hell in general, hence his name. He doesn’t like balloons near his head for obvious reasons. If you happen to sew, he doubles as a really cranky pin-cushion too. Looks look he even comes with his own bottle of hell-brewed liquor.
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Dinosaurs Wearing Makeup And Jewelry

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dino princessEtsy seller FrivolousForest offers all kinds of sweet painted ladies. Of the extinct variety. She makes dinosaurs sexy and Princess-like by putting all kinds of makeup and jewelry on them. Damn girl, you looking good. I’m gonna come down on you like an extinction level event.

These ladies are keeping it all classic in the Jurassic. Click through for more.
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