This Gothic Skull Chair in Bone is bad to the bone. Also great for boning. It’s perfect for your secret lair, not just for Halloween. Rest your weary bones in this baby and feel like a king. A skeleton king. I would love to sit on the front porch with this and give out candy to the kids on Halloween night while dressed as a skeleton king. I think I might do it. Here’s your candy, now be gone. The last Snickers bar is mine.
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Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair
Damn, this Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair is full of bones and skulls, including a skull that would be right at your back. No way I’m letting this guy take a bite out of me while I’m just lounging around ruling a kingdom. It’s perfect for Halloween, your illuminati events, or anyone evil who is trying to take over the world.
Giant Stuffed Fetus Chair
What. In. The. F*ck! So I saw this today. Can’t unsee it either. I tried washing my eyes out with bleach too. Then I couldn’t stop thinking about it, so I poured bleach in my ears, hoping to burn it from my mind. Still seeing it in my head, but now I also feel woozy. So it’s a fetus. Also a chair. Giant Stuffed Fetus Chair. A fetus of what though? I have no clue. Sit on it, sleep with it, hang out with it all day long if you want. You will have the biggest fetus around.
Fetus! It’s the new futon. He’s very scared of the vacuum for some reason.
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Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes That Glow
This is the Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes that I’ve been waiting for so I can be a villain who tries to take over the world. Petting a cat is mandatory when sitting in this chair. As is a shark tank. And I don’t mean that stupid show where people invent stuff. I’m talking great whites. I am the man in charge now biatches!
I’ll sit with my back to the door so the skull eyes can hypnotize my enemies when they enter my lair.
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Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Bar Stools
So Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein walk into a bar… That’s all I got, cuz I was so scared I left. But if you want them to visit your bar, get these cool Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Bar Stools. Even monsters need a place to park their rumps. At least that’s what my wife says every time I enter the room, plop down into the chair and break it into a million pieces.
One chair has Franky’s face and the other features his bride’s face. If you buy these and put them in your home, they WILL come and run up a tab. I’ll come too as long as we have a tab going. I’ll have what he’s having. Even though he’s only having it cuz his wife’s face looks like that. Hey. don’t groan at me Frank, you married her.