Whoa! Nice gargoyles ya got there lady. The sign’s nice too. This Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign is awesome. I’m gonna hang it on the bathroom door cuz after I leave that place needs to air out for like 12 hours. True story. But you can hang it anywhere that you want all hope abandoned for.
Tag: gargoyles
Devious and Devilish Gothic Troll Statues
These Devilish Gothic Troll Statues are a pair of mischievous motherf***ers. Are they trolls or gargoyles? I have no idea, but they look like they ate something that didn’t agree with them. Like they were talking politics with a pair of frogs, and ended with, “Do you frogs agree or disagree?” Frogs disagreed, so they ate ’em. That’s how troll-gargoyle dudes eat dinner.
Garden Gnome Kidnapped By Gargoyles Statue
What’s with all of the mythical creatures stealing gnomes? First we had Bigfoot kidnapping gnomes and now this Garden Gnome Kidnapped By Gargoyles Statue. What, is there some kind of gnome shortage in their world that we don’t know about? Why do you need gnomes in your world anyway? Hell if I know. Maybe they worship them or something. I just want to say one thing: Gnome more Gnome stealing.
Garden Gnome Kidnapped By Gargoyles Lawn Statue
Looks like we have some gnome-napping action happening here. I’ve seen this before. They are gonna tie that garden gnome up in some dark basement and demand a ransom from some old lady in a moo-moo whose life isn’t complete with her garden gnome. Gargoyles and gnomes are natural enemies, despite the fact that one sticks to the garden and the other perches on roof corners. Man, I hope the lady pays the ransom and they don’t off that gnome as an example. Bigfoot also likes to kidnap gnomes.