Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

If I were a vampire and wanted to take a safe nap without getting staked, I would hang this Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament on my door. Nope. Nothing to see here. The guy in the room is already dead, so just move on please. Yeah, that will work. Of course it just draws attention to the fact that there’s a dead body in here, so maybe not the best plan.

This is actually a good way to memorialize the loved ones you have lost. The Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament is usually attached to a coffin, but you can use it anywhere. When coffin plaques became popular way back in the day, people would remove the plaques from the coffin before burial to keep as mementos of the deceased. Pretty dark. I like it. Totally different from these Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments.

Big Foot Breeding Area Sign

Big Foot Breeding Area Sign
Place this Big Foot Breeding Area Sign in the woods where Bigfoots f**k and help unsuspecting humans stay on the marked trails. I would too. Bigfoot breeding is nothing to mess with. And nothing you want to see. It’s worse than walking in on your parents while they’re doing it. Is Big Foot real? You tell me after you see them in action bumping hairy uglies. Do they go on dates first? What is beautiful to a Bigfoot? A bigger foot? A stronger jaw? I have no idea, but I can’t unsee them doing the nasty.

Awesome Jersey Devil Sign

Awesome Jersey Devil Sign
If you live in New Jersey, you’ll want this sign for your yard. Hell, even if you live in Wisconsin, you’ll love this Jersey Devil sign. He swims, flys, gallops… He’s a living dragon. And he was caught here. Alive!!! Honor the devil of Jersey with this cool sign in a prominent place. It’s probably the best thing about New Jersey. Sorry, Jersey.

Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign

Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign
Whoa! Nice gargoyles ya got there lady. The sign’s nice too. This Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign is awesome. I’m gonna hang it on the bathroom door cuz after I leave that place needs to air out for like 12 hours. True story. But you can hang it anywhere that you want all hope abandoned for.