Tag: gift

Funko Pop Universal Monsters Black and White Box Set

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Funko Pop Universal Monsters Black and White Box Set
Monsters are universal man! There’s monsters all over the universe, but we gots to worry bout the monsters here in our own backyard. Down with the monsters! Kill them all! But also collect them all, cuz you know, they’re scary, but cool too. The figures in this Funko Pop Universal Monsters Black and White Box Set are super detailed full size figures. All in black and white just like the original movies.

Dracula. Check. Wolfman. Check. Mummy. Check. Creature from the Black Lagoon. Check. The only thing missing is them being in your home. Check out this set too.

Plague Doctor Bubblegum Scented Air Freshener

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Plague Doctor Bubblegum Scented Air Freshener
This Plague Doctor Bubblegum Scented Air Freshener is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubblegum. Not really. That’s why he smells like bubble gum. Cuz his beak is full of it. When you’re treating peeps for the black death, you want your breath to smell fruity and fresh. This bad boy even glows in the dark.

Plague Doctor Magnet

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Plague Doctor Magnet
Check out this Plague Doctor Magnet peeps. The plague doctor is better than the preg doctor. Cuz that means you knocked someone up. This cool magnet is going to be perfect for my fridge. It will help to remind me that Ice Cream is the plague. Seriously, it goes straight to my hips and not just cuz I used ice cream that one time to lube my hips up so I could crawl in the doggy door to get more ice cream. The plague doctor is my new diet friend. I like him cuz he says eclairs and potato chips are good for me still. Then he caws like a bird and is off to see his next patient. Anyway thanks. Kay. Bye.

Flaming Bat Heads – Bat Skull Beeswax Candle Set

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Bat Skull Beeswax Candle Set
I’ve never thought of setting the head of a bat on fire to set some mood lighting, but why the hell not? This Bat Skull Beeswax Candle Set gives you the waxy bat heads you need to get some light up in your belfry. You can choose from a larger or smaller base. *rings the bell for my servant* “Night approaches. Also I forgot to pay the electric bill. Do light the bat heads Jeeves.”

Cool Funko POP! 8-Bit Horror Vinyl Figures

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Funko POP! 8-Bit Horror Vinyl Figures
These Funko POP! 8-Bit Horror Vinyl Figures are awesome. They’re super-cute Funko POP! versions of Jason and Freddy from their NES games. They will remind you of the hours you spent playing these games. They stand 3 3/4 inches tall, but will tower even taller in your heart.