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Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica

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Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica
Oh yeah. Check out these digits. The Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica is probably meant to be admired on your shelf, but imma put this bad boy on and slice some veggies, maybe chop up a salad. I know a good kitchen accessory when I see one. This is a screen-accurate prop replica of Freddy’s glove from the original classic A Nightmare on Elm Street.

More like a nightmare in my kitchen. Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes me to lose some fingers? I’m gonna say under two minutes. I predict I’ll lose a pinky first, while I’m trying to slice up some carrots.

Freddy Krueger Glove Wine Glass – Never Sleep Again

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Freddy Krueger Glove Wine Glass
The Freddy Krueger Glove Wine Glass. For when you want a slash of wine. Not a splash. Never sleep again huh? I seriously doubt that cuz this is like my fifth glass of wine. Slash me again! I’ll tell me when I’ve had too many. I said slash me again! OW! Not in the face! You have sharp nails. Oh, didn’t notice Freddy himself was bartending tonight. *sigh* I’m already asleep aren’t I? Damn! Probably laying on this pillow too.

Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Windchimes

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Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Windchimes
This set of Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Windchimes makes me suspect I’m actually in a dream. If I get too close and try to shut them up, it’s gonna go crazy and slash at me. That’s why I’m trying to wake myself by repeatedly pinching myself and throwing drinks in my own face. So far all it’s gotten me is a rash and a giant puddle on the carpet. Whatevs. Let it make all of the noise it wants. If I go to sleep while already sleeping he can’t get me. And if he can, I’m gonna keep sleeping in each dream and he will have to catch me. Eventually I’ll wake up….

Unless I have to wake up again and again until I find my way back to the first dream. This shizz is confusing. God dammit Freddy! Can’t I get one night’s sleep?

Freddy Krueger Starter Glove: Slash By Numbers

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Freddy Krueger Starter Glove Slash By Numbers
Let’s say you are demented and want to teach your kid about Freddy Krueger. Where do you start? I guess you could buy some hard to find horror inspired kids toys, or you could buy them a training glove. Like this Freddy Krueger Starter Glove. That’s just what I’m calling it. The knives on the fingers have been replaced by numbers. This way you can train the little one in a safe way.

I dunno. I’m just guessing that’s what it’s for. The seller thinks it’s for counting sheep, but no way that works. How am I gonna count sheep this way when my hands are always busy under the blankets? Maybe it’s a glove for those math-gangs I heard were terrorizing our neighborhoods, flashing gang signs and math problems at each other. I ain’t messin’ with none a that! Last time I got in between the Pythagoras Possee and the Wu-Trig Clan they beat the Pi outta me.
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Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Glove Replica

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Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Glove Replica
I never sleep these days. Nightmares with Freddy chasing me? Nah. Accidentally been pouring NyQuil on my waffles. Which I eat before bed. I’ll probably be better in a few days. On the plus side, my cough is gone. So, there’s no way I’m scared of this Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Glove Replica. Pfft, what could he possibly do to me? You gotta get me tired to catch me Freddy. Oh sh*t. I just realized it was the drowsy formula. Oh well. Be seeing you soon Fredster and we will do battle again.

This replica is screen accurate from the original A Nightmare on Elm Street, with a distressed leather-like glove, with real metal attachments. It even includes a mannequin hand to display it when you aren’t wearing it so you can chop meat and cut hair and stuff. Pretty cool. feeling a little drowsy now. Probably not a great item to feature before falling asleep and being at Freddy’s mercy. Gonna be a long night.