Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight! Oh yeah. Look at these boneheaded kids just dancing the night away. They cray cray skeleton dolls. It’s all Saturday Night Dead up in here. I think she’s a flapper, but probably flapping her gums more than anything. He don’t care. He’s gettin some sweet bony love tonight. Some bone on bone action. Which is real actual grinding peeps. They get up and if there’s dust, you know they been at it all night.
Tag: halloween
Real Human Tooth In Wooden Coffin Pendant
If you don’t see the dentist you’ll be mourning your teeth in this way pretty often. I ain’t paying for that dude’s boat. This Real Human Tooth In Wooden Coffin Pendant is a great way to honor your fallen chompers. And that’s the tooth! The whole tooth! And nothing but the tooth! And a coffin of course.
Life Size Zombie
For the new homeowner, there are many things on the home decor list and this Life Size Zombie should be right at the top of the list. In fact, it makes a great housewarming gift. Heartwarming really. Nothing says welcome home like an undead freak crawling towards you.
Nothing Says Keep Out Like Skull Fence Finials
These Skull Fence Finials are pretty sweet. They’re designed to fit on top of PVC pipe, so by using some PVC pipe and painting it, you can make a kick-ass Gothic Fence to turn your yard into a graveyard. All the kids in your neighborhood will be scared sh*tless. Maybe add some zombie props and play some creepy music too. Awesome.
Coffin Gatefold Laser Cut Wedding Invitations
Ohhh fancy schmancy! Check out these Coffin Gatefold Laser Cut Wedding Invitations. So creep-chic. Reminds me of my first marriage. Till death do us part? Uh. I think I may have made a mistake. Do you want to take up skydiving my dear? She didn’t. so here we are. Man, these invitations are slick. I would use these for every creepy occasion.