Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.
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Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates
Young man, you are not getting up from that table until you clean that plate and I can see the heart! *Sigh* Yes mom. These Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates are creepy, kooky and maybe even ooky. They are classic and classy and maybe a little sassy. Best of all it looks like your grandmother’s china. You know, if your grandmother had a few corpses in the closet. Eat up and reveal the surprise beneath your food.
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Octopus Tentacles Drinking Glass Set
You don’t need tentacles to grab onto this Octopus Tentacles Drinking Glass Set, but it helps. Especially after you’ve knocked back a few beers and are waving your tentacles all over the place, and accidentally dripping ink from your main tentacle. Happens to the best of us.
Tell me if you’ve heard this one. An octopus walks into an octopus bar and says “bartender, pour me a drink.” What did the bartender say? He didn’t say anything, cuz it is ridiculous. How can you pour a drink underwater? It makes no damn sense. Not even sure why I brought it up.
Ouija Board Wooden Serving Tray with Planchette Coasters
This Ouija Board Wooden Serving Tray with Planchette Coasters is a great way to serve guests during a seance or just everyday.
Your dinner is ready sir.
Thank you Jeeves. You know what to do next.
*Jeeves sighs* Did you have any questions sir?
In fact I do my good man. One simple question. Will I enjoy this dinner?
*Jeeves moves the planchette around my hamburger and fries, until the spirits make it hover over YES* All good sir. You will enjoy.
Excellent Jeeves. That will be all. *Fits napkin inside my collar. Slices into my burger with a knife and fork as my pinky strays carefree. Tastes it. Swirling it around on my tongue. Spits it out!* Damn that lying witches tool! Come here Jeeves, this instant!
Nightmare Before Christmas Tea Set
I like to bring my Nightmare Before Christmas Tea Set out before Christmas. Obviously. Having tea with me is a nightmare, cuz I like a lot of sugar. One lump or two? Just one please, but make it the size of the cup! If there’s room for more than a thimble full of tea, you did it wrong.
Why am I so jittery? Why am I shaking? I just meant to set the cup down daintily, but now I’ve smashed it into a million pieces. Why am I pulling out my hair and laughing maniacally? Oh man, tea time always does this to me. I need you to chain me up in the basement and no matter how much I scream and struggle, do NOT unlock me! I’m about to go full Tasmanian devil in this mofo!
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