If you’re big on crafts and big on Halloween, prove it by using these Skull scissors! I wasn’t going to feature these, but then they made the final cut. Ha ha. I measured that joke twice and cut once. These skull scissors are spooky, functional, and will help you with all of your creepy craft projects. They’re stainless steel covered in a smooth brass finish. Great for horror haircuts and dark arts and crafts. Pretty cute. It has a nice sinister smile.
Tag: horror
Jack-O’-Lantern Fire Pit and Fireplace Logs
These Jack-o’-Lantern Fire Pit and Fireplace Logs bring spooky and cozy together this holiday season. Did you know that you’re obligated to burn pumpkin shaped wood this close to Halloween? New city ordinance. Okay, maybe not. But you should still do it! They make the flames look cool as they dart in and out of the eye holes in the ceramic refractory material. They also won’t make your house smell bad like some traditional logs. These logs can sustain temperatures of up to 3000 degrees. Now you just need a cackling witch at a boiling cauldron and your Halloween is complete.
Coffin Skeleton Candle
This Coffin Skeleton Candle is pretty awesome. Creepily cool. Frightfully foul. Terrifyingly terrific. The skeleton inside is all like, “Rest in peace my bony ass! How am I supposed to rest in peace when the damn coffin burns away exposing my naked skeleton body?” Cuz that’s what happens. As the candle burns the coffin melts away to expose the corpse inside. Kind of a metaphor for life. Now I’m depressed.
Gothic Coffin Journal
Looking for a unique place to write down spells, stories, personal ramblings, and other dark content so they can rest in peace? This Gothic Coffin Journal is the perfect place. It’s a dark book designed for spooky content. It is handmade with acid-free paper, acid-free chipboard, PVA glue, cardstock, and wax linen thread. Each book is 100 sheets which means 200 pages of writing space. They are 5.5” x 8.5” in size and are available right on time for the spookiest time of the year. If you need somewhere unique to express your unique personality, don’t hesitate to order this handcrafted journal. Perfect for anyone who works in a funeral home.
UFO Abduction Bookends
These UFO abduction Bookends will remind you to be watchful of the sky. Because if the aliens catch you off guard, oh man, they are going to abduct your butt and do experiments. Now they can abduct your books instead if they can’t catch those running silhouettes. You can put your UFO-related books in these and display them in style.