You’ll never go canoeing again once you start wearing this Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace because you’ll have a constant reminder never to go in the lake again. Otherwise, this will happen. Now you can relive this scene as often as you like because it will be around your neck. I never canoe. I canoodle occasionally, but I never canoe.
Tag: horror
Gothic Skull Chair in Bone
This Gothic Skull Chair in Bone is bad to the bone. Also great for boning. It’s perfect for your secret lair, not just for Halloween. Rest your weary bones in this baby and feel like a king. A skeleton king. I would love to sit on the front porch with this and give out candy to the kids on Halloween night while dressed as a skeleton king. I think I might do it. Here’s your candy, now be gone. The last Snickers bar is mine.
Light Up Vampire Skull Prop
Dangerous looking teeth that belong to a predator, check. Red eyes of terror, check. A Skull trying to break out of the frame, check. It’s pretty terrifying already. Just add “lights up from the inside of the skull to scare the hell out of you at night” and you have a winner. This weirdly beautiful Vampire Skull Prop is a great addition to your Halloween prop collection. At night, those eyes are going to make people lose it. I just hope this isn’t your only light source during a blackout.
Haunted Twins Soap
If you’ve never been one to go mainstream with just about anything, and like all of your stuff scary, this is the soap for you. I’m talking about Haunted Twins Soap. It’s a boy on one side and a girl on the other. The carving is either scary or beautiful depending on your point of view.
This soap will scare you as you lather up and it smells like clean cotton and mermaid tears. It will make your hand washing spooky.
Awesome Nightmare Before Christmas Scarf
Are there any big “Nightmare Before Christmas” fans out there? What kind of question is that? Of course, there are millions of you. It’s been a long time since this film came out but one just can’t forget how awesome it was. They don’t make ’em like that anymore. I mean, they try, but they can never hit those lofty heights. Or maybe it’s just me being sentimental. Check out this awesome Nightmare Before Christmas Graveyard scarf that will help you keep warm as you hold on to the memories of the movie.
Jack would love this scarf.