Vampire Cufflinks

Vampire Cufflinks
Look at these twin Nosferatu heads. Those are some sweet Vampire Cufflinks. I’m assuming that rather than attaching them to your cuffs yourself, they just kinda bite down and do it themselves. Probably drawing some blood in the process. So that by the time you get done with your fancy event, you basically have bled out. I can’t decide if they are ugly or cute. Maybe both. Great accessory. Maybe bring some band aids with you.

They beat these Human Teeth Cufflinks.

Silver Skull Cufflinks and Skull Tie Clip

Silver Skull Cufflinks and Skull Tie Clip
Give the man in your life these Silver Skull Cufflinks and Skull Tie Clip. They are an awesome accessory. Normally, skull and crossbones means poison, so nobody will touch your man or they gonna die! Seriously though, they look pretty awesome. Also great for pirates, whether they are of or not of the Caribbean. They are much better than these human teeth cufflinks.

Story Time Dice: Scary Tales Glow in the Dark Game

Story Time Dice Scary Tales Glow in the Dark Game
Time for Scary Time sucka! Roll the dice and get your creep on. Try not to freak out when you play the Story Time Dice: Scary Tales Glow in the Dark Game. Roll them bones for a good scare. You pit 12 heroes against 12 monsters across 8 spooky settings, and overcome 8 obstacles using 20 tools.

Plus if you get attacked by a scary monster, you can always throw these dice at it and run. That’s the real reason to play this game.
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Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse

Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse
This classy Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse is in this year. I know cuz I watched a fashion show and was very disappointed that there were no planes on the runway. That’s 5 hours of my life I’ll never get back. Anyway this purse is creep-chic and totally awesome. It has some classic skulls and some great features. I mean, it’s no fish purse, but it’s not trying to be.
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Zombie Hands Pathway Markers

Zombie Hands Pathway Markers
These Zombie Hands Pathway Markers will light the way, but do you dare follow the path? I know I don’t want my ankles grabbed by zombie hands! Which, ironically, is what several girlfriends have told me in bed. I must have weird hands. Anyway, these zombie hands will light your way and look nice and creepy in your yard. They go well with these zombie head path markers too.
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