This Zombie Hand Napkin Holder is all like, “Here have a napkin as I just bust through your table with my grimy hand.” And I’m all like, “I don’t mind if I do.” *grabs napkin and dabs my lips.* If you need a hand at the dinner table, this thing will turn any meal into a fright fest. It is a nasty hand with nasty nails and skin and it serves napkins. What more do you want?
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Train Company Uses Creepy Doll To Make Passengers Behave
You know that doll from the film Annabelle? Yeah f**k that doll. It is scary as hell. Well one railway service is posting pictures of the doll online to threaten their passengers into behaving. The pictures show the doll sitting aboard one of their trains with a warning:
“Dear valued customers, lately we’ve been receiving surprise visits from Annabelle,” the posting said, “mind your manners while you are on our trains or… she will haunt you FOREVER.”
The joke is on you guys cuz I am never riding your train. Probably no one else is either. The train probably left the station empty this morning in fact cuz no one wants anything to do with this doll.
via This place.
Zombie Head Mini Popcorn Boxes
Popcorn just tastes better when you grab it from a zombie head. True fact. These Zombie Head Mini Popcorn Boxes are perfect for Walking Dead marathons or other Zombie movie marathons, or even Halloween parties. Give your guests the full experience. Maybe dye your butter red so the popcorn looks like brains. Why do I have to come up with all of the ideas? Use your imagination. Check out some other zombie stuff too.
It Is Time To Unleash The… Kraken Corkscrew
Screw you Kraken. No… Corkscrew you! This Kraken Corkscrew will open your wine in the coolest way possible. By having a Kraken attack your bottle and eat the cork. He loves eating the cork. He’s more of a corken really. Hey can anybody help me open this wine bottle? I can. Summon the Kraken! It is the ultimate kitchen accessory. He Kracks stuff open. And don’t forget about the Day of the Dead corkscrew.
Mummy Mike Rubber Band Holder – Make Mike A Mummy
Hey everybody! It’s the Mummy Mike Rubber Band Holder. Fun fact: At first the title was Mummy Mike Rubber Holder cuz I forgot a word. Then I changed it just so everyone is clear that this guy will NOT hold your rubbers. Only rubber bands. Don’t put your rubbers on him. That’s just gross anyway. Dude starts off naked, but as you add rubber bands, he looks more and more like a mummy. Pretty cool. He is my new favorite desk toy. In fact I’m gonna get several so I have a whole army of rubber band mummies.
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