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Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring – Wow Bob Wow

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Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring
This Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring is all well and good, until “Jade give two rides” and you find your arm going numb soon after. Dougie doesn’t like this! The pain! The pain! Then next thing you know some FBI agent shoots through a power outlet and you find yourself in the red room, where Mike tells you that you were created for a purpose, the proceeds to pop your head and take the golden orb that is your soul.

So basically, don’t wear the owl ring people. Never a good idea. The owls are not what they seem.

Cool and Creepy Zombie Apocalypse Ring

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Zombie Apocalypse Ring
Celebrate the Zombie Apocalypse with this Zombie Apocalypse Ring. Give it your your zombie girl and get engaged. Just try not to break her brittle finger when putting it on. It shows a whole bunch of graves with zombies rising out of the ground. With this ring I thee wed. Now that I think about it, marriage is like a zombie apocalypse. Everything is scary at first and there’s a lot of action. Then you just talk in grunts and are generally just slobs drooling everywhere.
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Alien Facehugger Bracelet

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Alien Facehugger Bracelet
In space no one can hear you scream. Or accessorize. But wear this Alien Facehugger Bracelet anyway cuz it is awesome. It is just filled with Facehuggers in search of a face, but finding only a wrist. It comes in two styles. One for men and one for women. You might also like this Alien Xenomorph chokers.

These Men’s Boxer Shorts Are Possessed By A Hundred Skulls

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These Men's Boxer Shorts Are Possessed By A Hundred Skulls
What the? What’s all that up in your junk? Looks like the souls of a hundred dead skulls. These Men’s Boxer Shorts have skulls everywhere. Some are on your junk, some are looking at your junk, some seem to be biting at your junk, others look on admiringly. Now this is a real man’s pair of boxer shorts. These will get the party started when you drop your drawers for sexy time.
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Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag

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Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag
The Doctor is in. This Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag should not be used to carry your Doctor tools, just so we are clear. What, are you crazy? That would scare people. It is a macabre and exotic bag though. (Which I have also been told by many one-night stands.) This devil skull purse is a doctor-style bag with mirrored metal studs and a 3D skull ornament. It has top double handles, a roomy interior with plenty of space to store all your must-have items. It also has tons of attitude. Never leave home without it. Or this.
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