Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man

Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man
So… That happened. The Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man wants to be your new favorite holiday decor. Looks like they have a good ginger bread train going there. All aboard! Choo choo! If you’re gonna do the whole human centipede thing, I guess being a ginger bread man is the way to go. That way, all you taste is ginger bread, instead of you know, butt. I love that guy’s face in front. He’s all like, “Holy shizz! I did not see my day going like this!”
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Knit Human Centipede

Knit Human Centipede
Oh man… Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Knit Human Centipede. It is knit. It is human.(Vaguely. Looks like a bunch of knit fetuses pulling into a train station.) It is a centipede. That guy up front does not look happy about having to be the engine. Still better than being the caboose. I’d rather be draggin’ than gaggin’ if ya know what I’m saying.