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Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup

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Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup

Awwww. Look at this cute little guy. I have to get this little bronze bat in my belfry. This Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup is a small and adorable bat with a removable head, so you can use it as a trinket box or jewelry holder. He’s holding his wings in front of him tight and looks like he’s resisting the urge to flash you. Maybe that’s just me. This little Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup is awesome. You can stash the family jewels in there for safekeeping. Not those family jewels.

And if you really go batty for bats, check out these Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders. They make your bathroom a bat-room. there’s nothing wrong with that.

Coffin Jewelry Box – RIP Family Jewels

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Coffin Jewelry Box - RIP Family Jewels

A Coffin Jewelry Box? My ex wife’s jewelry habit nearly put me in a coffin. Well, if you want to protect and store the family jewels in gothic style, this is where you put it to rest. I wish I could put those credit card statements to rest. That much money for a spider jewelry box? Oh what a tangled web you weave. The jokes on her though. I got the house and all of the debt. Haha. Sucker. Wait… Shit. She ruined me. To be fair I ruined her too. That’s what loves all about.

Anyway, this jewelry final resting place is awesome. Gift one to the Goth girl in your life. Or afterlife. usually the only time you have rings in a coffin is when you get buried with your phone. Ring ring, bling bling biatches!

Spider Jewelry Box

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Spider Jewelry Box
This spider jewelry box is as scary as it is functional. It can be a great gift if your friend or significant other loves the eerie. The carvings are nicely detailed and the metallic finish makes it seem like there was an actual spider on top of the box before the box was dipped into a vat filled with molten metal, and the spider, being the badass it was, didn’t even budge. There are also other animal skulls and bones that are expertly crafted onto the box. The spider’s victims.

Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box

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Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box
Welcome to my nightmare. What kind of nightmare? A Nightmare Before Christmas of course. It’s March biatch! Speaking of bad dreams, check out this Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box. Oooo la la. So Tim Burton! This cool accessory stands 16 inches tall, but it will stand much taller in your heart.

H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box

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H.P. Lovecraft's Head With Tentacles On A Box
So this is what happened to H.P. Lovecraft. Do I call it an Octo-Craft? H.P. Love-Tentacles? I have no idea. Enjoy H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box. You can use it as a storage box, a jewelry box, or whatever. However you use it, you are going to scream. And never stop. Scream and run away. I don’t blame you. This thing is nightmare fuel.