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Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup

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Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup

Awwww. Look at this cute little guy. I have to get this little bronze bat in my belfry. This Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup is a small and adorable bat with a removable head, so you can use it as a trinket box or jewelry holder. He’s holding his wings in front of him tight and looks like he’s resisting the urge to flash you. Maybe that’s just me. This little Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup is awesome. You can stash the family jewels in there for safekeeping. Not those family jewels.

And if you really go batty for bats, check out these Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders. They make your bathroom a bat-room. there’s nothing wrong with that.

Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust

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Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust
This Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust is so scary awesome. It’s so good I asked the seller if I could get it bigger. “Can you increase my bust size?”, I said. They said yes and I said, “Cool. Currently, I’m looking at an A cup, but I’m eyeing a pair of Cs.” Then I put my binoculars down as they hung up. True story.

Bronze and Silver Bird Skull Necklaces

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Bronze and Silver Bird Skull Necklaces
These Bronze and Silver Bird Skull Necklaces are caw-ing your name ladies. See what I did there. That’s just some wordplay to get things started, cuz I know how you like it. I’m not some savage who just whips out his bird (necklace) first thing. But forget all that. Throw caw-tion to the wind and accessorize with these awesome skulls, with sapphire, ruby, topaz, amethyst and peridot stones. Caws you deserve it. I promise you won’t cry fowl. The price? A poultry sum. I’m not gonna crow about it anymore. Even though they are worth raven about.

Bronze Slug Rings

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Bronze Slug Rings
Bronze Slug Rings baby! Slugs slithering all in between your fingers that you can use for brass knuckles should some dude mess with you in a dark alley somewhere. What? You want slugs to the face bro? BAM. SLUGGO! These slugs will never let you down. Unless somebody throws salt all over your hands.

This ring is sweet. I just wish I had known about this before I made my slug ring the old fashioned way. By shoving both hands in the garden and pulling ’em back up with nasty gooey slugs between my fingers.
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Cast Bronze Finger Wine Stoppers

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Cast Bronze Finger Wine Stoppers
I’ll have two fingers of whiskey bartender! This is wine, we don’t measure it in fingers. We do now thanks to these Cast Bronze Finger Wine Stoppers. Hey! What’d ya give me the finger for? I wonder if I can get a five-finger discount on these. Ha! I crack myself up.

I bet you never fingered me for a comedian. Ewwwwww. The beginning of that sentence didn’t sound right. I’m hoping you wouldn’t do that for anyone, let alone a comedian. And why would he want that? Is it part of his act? Now I made it awkward didn’t I? I’m sorry. Love you guys. Do you love me back? Gah. Made it awkward again.