Is that a brain on your ear or are you just happy to see me? Hey, is that a liver spot? Right there, on your ear. That’s a liver alright. By the way, nice set of uteruses on your ears. Or is it uteri? I have no idea. I just know that these Human Anatomy Earrings come in brain, liver, pancreas, uterus, kidneys, lungs hearts and more. Wear your insides on your outside with pride.
Tag: kidney
Bloody Kidney Soap
Lather up and bath in the blood of a kidney. Get nice and clean, yet feel dirty, like some surgeon working out of a back alley, who takes his bloody work home and washes his naughty bits with it. It’s Bloody Kidney Soap. Yay? Looks authentic.I wonder if it smells authentic. Probably not since you don’t want a soap that tastes like urine.