I’ll never forget the first time I saw Adventure Time and heard that theme song, “Adventure Time, c’mon grab your friends..” Since I had none I had to grab a sock puppet and watch it with him. I called him Herbert. He smells like cheese. Anyway, this is Marceline The Vampire Queen’s Bass Axe.

It’s a pretty cool replica and I’m all about that bass. No treble! It looks like an official instrument in the Pepto Bismol battle of the bands. You thrash, you rock, you ease your indigestion and then play something soft.