I heart this Anatomical Heart Tote Bag. That’s why I’m having a heart to heart with you about it. It’s got all the right medical illustrations and will hold your stuff. It’s totes cool. Are we still saying that? I love it. It’s not a fashion crime at all, but if it was, I’d be under arrest. Cardiac arrest. Fun fact: I thought I was for a sec, but it was just gas.
Tag: illustration
Nosfercatu Art Print
Don’t ever trust those leathery alien-like cats. Here’s why. They’re probably vampires like this guy. This Nosfercatu Art Print is scaring the hell out of me. Stop looking at me like I’m a mouse dude. And where did you even get a coat that fits you so well? You put that paw down mister. You stop teasing your claws menacingly in my direction or Nosfercatu isn’t getting any wet food tonight. Yeah, that’s what I thought!
Fine Disease Art: Goiter and Pox On You
Gemmamae made these illustrations that represent various diseases for a book she is working on. There will be 14 images all together. Are we sure that goiter isn’t an adams apple? I think the artist is just a goiter-exploiter. Probably makes ex-goit-tation films about it. And why do they call it smallpox? That shizz is big. It’s all over him. That’s bigpox. It’s like the herp gone wild.
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Horror Movie Villains Playing With Cats Prints
Cats are everywhere. They’re clogging the internets and filling up the homes of crazy cat ladies. You can’t get rid of them. Just ask these horror movie characters. They all have cats, because cats are a natural de-stresser. There’s nothing more stressful than being a horror movie character and killing people for a living. These prints from StupidAnimalShop celebrate their relationship with these little fur balls and show their softer side.
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Horror Villains As Presidential Candidates
Trump, Sanders, Clinton… As usual, no matter who you vote for, we’re all screwed. Because they are all psychopaths. So why not elect someone who openly admits it? Like these candidates! I’m voting Chucky in 2016. He will slash taxes and also anyone who doesn’t vote for him. I think he should run with Freddy as his pick for Vice President. They will serve infinite terms because who is gonna kick them out?
Hell I’ll vote for any of these guys over the real so called candidates.
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