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Marceline The Vampire Queen’s Bass Axe

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Marceline The Vampire Queen's Bass Axe
I’ll never forget the first time I saw Adventure Time and heard that theme song, “Adventure Time, c’mon grab your friends..” Since I had none I had to grab a sock puppet and watch it with him. I called him Herbert. He smells like cheese. Anyway, this is Marceline The Vampire Queen’s Bass Axe.

It’s a pretty cool replica and I’m all about that bass. No treble! It looks like an official instrument in the Pepto Bismol battle of the bands. You thrash, you rock, you ease your indigestion and then play something soft.

Adventure Time Pocket Plush Toys

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They had me at Adventure Time, but when they told me to grab a friend, I have to admit I came up with nothin’. So I grabbed my cat and we sat through the first 4 seasons. Man that show is whacked. Fist/Paw bump! Ow! Claw me to shreds much? It’s cool, homies take care of homies. Forever!

These Adventure Time Pocket Plush Toys are plush. They fit in your pocket. Basically it’s an excuse to wear a bunch of extra pockets so each can have a home on my body. Otherwise known as the land of Ewww! All of you plushes can shut your plush hole. I’ll put deodorant on when I’m good and ready!

The seller has all kinds of cute little plushes, but I ran out of pockets after my mom sewed the 9th one on my T-shirt. Now I look like the Hollywood Squares, plush edition. Shut up Lemongrab! The answer to every question is not “Unacceptable!”
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These Electric Outlet Wall Art Stickers Are Shockingly Awesome

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Cover those boring electrical outlets with some fun pop culture characters. Etsy seller ElectricStickerCo has everything you need. Characters like Finn and Jake from Adventure Time, Heisenberg from Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, and a bunch of monsters.

Reminds me of that time I stuck my finger in the socket and got a cool new hairdo and was catatonic for like 2 hours. Thanks for child-proofing those outlets mom. I guess it helped to make me the freak I am today.
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Horrifying Pop Culture Icon Prints

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These nightmarish art prints from Etsy seller WednesdayWolf feature all kinds of pop culture icons as seen through an acid trip lens. Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? Yeah, maybe. If hell is his current neighborhood! Mario and Luigi? Yeah, they’ll fix your pipes. probably work you over with some wrenches too and tie you up and leave you in the tub.

Oh, look. It’s the 10th Doctor. He’ll take you for a ride in his TARDIS and eat your soul, then throw your lifeless body into space to be used as a Dalek speed-bump. Yeah. Somehow I remember these characters being a whole lot less nightmare inducing.

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Finn And Jake Adventure Time Travel Neck Pillows

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adventure time travel pillowsWant to look like animated characters are strangling you while you relax your neck and rest your head? These Adventure Time neck pillows will do the trick. It comes in Finn and Jake versions. Etsy seller ComfortbyFeliciaRose has all kinds of cool neck pillows for your travel enjoyment.

I would just wear them out on the town like how those snooty old ladies wear their fur. I am so gonna be rocking this style. They also protect your neck from Vampires like Marceline, so it’s all good. I would let her bite me, but I’m saving myself for Lumpy Space Princess.
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