We can imagine gifting this Jason Voorhees Mug to someone who you really don’t like all that much. With a knife in hand and blood dripping all over, the idea of it being given as a Valentine’s Day Gift is just…disturbing. Afterall, the line “until death do us part” is not meant to be a threat. This Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug is perfect to take with you to Camp Crystal Lake. Don’t cut yourself on that handle.
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Michael Myers Knife Necklace and Earrings
The Michael Myers Knife Necklace and Earrings will make you a sharp dresser. Get it? Sharp cuz it’s a knife. I hear ya. Comedy gold right? If that piece of gold was eaten by a dog and pooped out. These knife accessories have Michael’s face on them, looking menacing. Now you can walk around swinging your head and gyrating so your necklace knife sways wildly. “I’ll cut you man! I’ll cut you!” Calm down man, are you having a seizure? “Come close to my ears and say that! I’m a living weapon! Also getting dizzy.”
Mr And Mrs Frankenstein Knife Set
This Mr And Mrs Frankenstein Knife Set is purely for decorative purposes, but it should read “In case of marital monster fight break glass”. That way Mr. and Mrs. monster can fight to the death. It probably turns them on. Monsters are weird like that.
You get two twin butcher knives that are hand painted with the likeness of Frankenstein and his bride, in a shadow box.
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Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives Bookends
These Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives Bookends are a perfect way for you to take a stab at your own book collection. It’s a pair of zombie survival books that have been knifed by zombies who don’t want you to know how to survive.
The knives are pre-bloodied too. Don’t let your books get all disorganized. These bookends are a good reminder that the zombie apocalypse is coming. Be ready, don’t be dead-y.
Just Put The Knife Down And Nobody Gets Hurt: Haunted Elf On Shelf Doll
You see that Elf on a Shelf doll? The one holding the knife? Well, it was recently sold to some poor idiot for a Best offer of somewhere under $39.99 on Ebay. The seller was selling it because as soon as she took the elf off the shelf and put it away, strange stuff started happening. Let this be a lesson to us all. KEEP THE ELF ON THE SHELF! Or else!
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