One two, Freddy’s raising you. Three four, better bid some more. Five six, and all that stuff, you will die if you call Freddy’s bluff… And that’s a typical game of poker with Freddy. Now you can deal him into any card game thanks to these sweet Nightmare on Elm Street Playing Cards. I got a full house, Freddy high. I got a straight. Straight up killer! I gotta flush. No, really, I forgot to flush when I used the bathroom last time. Be right back.
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Horror Movie-Inspired Pop-Tarts From Kill-oggs
Pop-Tarts. It’s what’s for dinner! Although these might make you lose your appetite. Artist Newt Cloninger-Clements created these Horror Movie-Inspired Pop-Tarts for a not so well balanced breakfast. In fact, it’s a very unstable breakfast, with tendencies toward murder and gore. That “Evil Dead” version is just perfect. I also dig the Nosferatu flavor. Nosfera-tart! Hit up Newt Cloninger-Clements page for more. Try not to eat too many kids, cuz Pop-Tarts can turn into Pop-Sharts in a heartbeat and you didn’t bring a change of pants.
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Retro Nightmare On Elm Street Lunch Box
Pack a lunch cuz you are hanging out with Freddy Krueger today. This Nightmare On Elm Street Lunch Box will not only hold your lunch, but it will make ya lose your lunch too when Freddy comes to life and crawls outta this thing, cuz you are dreaming and probably very dead soon.
All I know is Freddy best not take my ham sammich! Damnit! He did! He took my ham sammich! It’s on now Freddy! It’s onnnnn like Donkey Kong! You shoulda traded me for it Freddy! Now you die!
Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Windchimes
This set of Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Windchimes makes me suspect I’m actually in a dream. If I get too close and try to shut them up, it’s gonna go crazy and slash at me. That’s why I’m trying to wake myself by repeatedly pinching myself and throwing drinks in my own face. So far all it’s gotten me is a rash and a giant puddle on the carpet. Whatevs. Let it make all of the noise it wants. If I go to sleep while already sleeping he can’t get me. And if he can, I’m gonna keep sleeping in each dream and he will have to catch me. Eventually I’ll wake up….
Unless I have to wake up again and again until I find my way back to the first dream. This shizz is confusing. God dammit Freddy! Can’t I get one night’s sleep?
Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies
Check out these Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies with awesome horror packaging. These limited edition flavors are scary delicious. You know what the most horrifying Oreo cookie is? That one that fell on the floor, but you ate it anyway, then a few minutes later, you had to pick cat hair and dirt off your tongue. It’s gross but, “The cookie compels you!” True dat! True dat!
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