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VHS Horror Movie Rug

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VHS Horror Movie Rug

This VHS Horror Movie Rug is sweet. All of my favorites are here. Friday the 13th. Scream. Child’s Play. Nightmare On Elm Street. This rug will bring back memories of all of your VHS favorites. Here’s an idea. Put on this blindfold. Now I’m going to spin you around and you walk on the rug. Whatever you land on, that’s what we are watching tonight. Oh man! You walked past the VHS Horror Movie rug and stepped in some cat puke. I guess you’re watching the cats tonight while I go to the movies.

This Horror Movie Word Search will keep you company. Laterz!

Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace

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Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace
Ahhhh. This Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace is pretty damn adorable with those heart-shaped eye holes. It just goes to show you that Jason was just misunderstood. I don’t think he even meant to kill anyone. He just wanted hugs, but the knife got in the way.

Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug

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Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug
We can imagine gifting this Jason Voorhees Mug to someone who you really don’t like all that much. With a knife in hand and blood dripping all over, the idea of it being given as a Valentine’s Day Gift is just…disturbing. Afterall, the line “until death do us part” is not meant to be a threat. This Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug is perfect to take with you to Camp Crystal Lake. Don’t cut yourself on that handle.

Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace

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Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace
You’ll never go canoeing again once you start wearing this Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace because you’ll have a constant reminder never to go in the lake again. Otherwise, this will happen. Now you can relive this scene as often as you like because it will be around your neck. I never canoe. I canoodle occasionally, but I never canoe.

Friday The 13th Jason Mask String Lights

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Friday The 13th Jason Mask String Lights
If you can’t decide on the perfect lighting for your evening party, these Friday The 13th Jason Mask String Lights should do. They are scary, but also kind of cute. They will add some slasher fun to an evening event. They are also perfect for Halloween. You can choose between 35 and 20 lights and they come with 12.5 feet and 11 feet of cable respectively. The lights are battery operated. Creepy and cute. Just the way we like it.