Hong Kong Taxi Attacked By Ghost or Alien Energy Beam

Hong Kong Taxi Attacked By Ghost or Alien Energy Beam
Holy crap guys! It looks like no one is safe from ghosts or aliens. I’m not sure which is responsible for this incident, but check out the amazing video here. About 14 seconds into the video that taxi gets slammed with some kind of energy beam. Could be a really pissed off ghost, but I think it looks more like an energy weapon. I have no answers, but the truth is out there. All I know is, it looks like somebody really wanted to probe this taxi driver’s back seat real bad!

Ghost Children Pins Set

Ghost Children Pins
I don’t know much about ghost kids, but these Ghost Children Pins are scary as hell. No way I’m babysitting these kids. There’s not enough money in the world- $20 for 8 hours? Of course, I’ll look after your dead little angels. That’s a lot, right? I’m not good with money. I usually just hand it over and hope for the best. Anyway, these pins are two scary-ass ghost kids, one of which got all stabby on the other apparently. I am not responsible for that. Happened before my shift.

I just think they’re pretty and stuff.

Gargoyle Door Knobs Are A-Door-Able

Gargoyle Doorknobs
Gargoyles are supposed to protect you right? So why not put some Gargoyle Door Knobs on your door? They will scare away most nuisances like: Religious people with flyers, salespeople with flyers and even people that don’t have flyers. These doorknobs are scary, but also cute. I’m gonna put them on every door in the house. Plus all of my cabinets and even my refrigerator. I’m going full Gargoyle!

Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace

Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace
This Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace is eternally in fashion. It features a double layered cameo, with a laser cut ornate backing and antique silver frame. It has a cemetery and raven design, with a silver bat and headstone. Rest in peace jewelry is dead sexy. Get it? Dead sexy? I know, I have the joking skills of a four-year-old. Also the bladder control. Excuse me while I go change my diaper.

Cool Edgar Allan Poe Necklace

Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Check out this Cool Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It says “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream”. Damn… That’s deep. Like, Edgar Allan Whoa dude. All on a one-eyed bat. Now that’s a damn cool necklace. Here’s a joke:

What do you call Edgar Allan Poe’s landlord? A Poe-Lease man. Oh, the horror… of my jokes.