Tru Blood. It’s what Vampires drink, when they aren’t all trying to fang-bang Sookie Stackhouse. Now you can drink it too thanks to this Tru Blood Blood Orange Carbonated Soda Drink. The idea is that vampires drink this stuff so they won’t have to attack us mortals. But now that humans are drinking Tru-Blood, our blood is going to taste like Tru-Blood. So why shouldn’t vampires feed off of us? It makes no sense.
I drink garlic drinks. Keeps the vamps away. And everyone else.
Get yourself a pair of Vintage Orange Prison Coveralls and just walk around the neighborhood. Then let me know what happens. If you are still a free man after 5 minutes, I’ll buy you a drink. One of those girly ones with the umbrellas. If you aren’t, then I’ll smuggle you something inside a birthday cake. That something is diabetes.
Don’t wear a pink mask with it while holding a knife. And get yourself some shoes! Orange is the new black y’all! No it’s not, but orange you glad to see me?
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