Poop has never looked so delicious. Not that I would know. Just saying these Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos look yummy. Chewy and gooey and comes out your butt all Ewwww-y! So they go from poop to poop. Hey, have you been eating my cookies? No? Really? Then what’s with that poop eating grin? Ah, so many poop jokes so much constipation.
Tag: party
Skull Wrapping Paper For Gothic Gift Giving
Skull Wrapping Paper. When you care enough to give the very best. I’m gonna be all ironic and gift someone a skull wrapped in this wrapping paper. Great for Halloween presents or just every day creepy gift giving. I hope someone gives me a gift with cool wrapping paper. Okay. That’s a wrap. I’m done!
Spider Chocolate Covered OREO Cookies
Normally spiders would keep me away from cookies, but I think I’ll make an exception for these Spider Chocolate Covered OREO Cookies. Yum. The spider means extra protein. Give these to trick or treaters this Halloween? Are you crazy? They can buy their own. There’s only enough for me.
Let’s Get Monster Smashed: Horror Movie Drinks for a Killer Time Book
The Let’s Get Monster Smashed: Horror Movie Drinks for a Killer Time Book is a horror movie inspired cocktail book that will scare you with sheer grossness. It will teach you to make gross-looking but delicious party drinks. And it all comes wrapped up in an ’80s VHS package. It has 55 recipes spread across 5 chapters (shots, gelatin, punches, special fx, and non-alcoholic) all inspired by classic pulp horror movies of the ’80s and ’90s. Let’s get gross up in here and make some drinks.
Creepy Cool Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers
Nice. Use these Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers to make your cupcakes extra scary. They are very cool. You know what would be not so cool? If you bite into that cupcake and a million baby spiders rush out of it and your mouth. You’re welcome for that image. Glad I could make you lose your lunch. These are great for parties, Halloween, or those nights when Spider-Man comes to dinner. I have spiderweb cupcakes sometimes, but that’s only cuz I leave them out and the spiders wrap them up. I really need to clean and dust some year.