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Creepy Alien Head Pendant Necklace

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Creepy Alien Head Pendant Necklace
We think aliens are scary and creepy because we don’t understand them. Perhaps there are cool aliens or very pretty ones that the rest drool over, we’ll never know. They get a bad rap for abducting people and inserting things in awkward places. As you wear this alien head pendant necklace, you are honoring these alien beings. And maybe making them fear you because you are wearing one of their kind.

Can you wear this on any other day aside from Halloween? Heck yeah, you can! Aliens are very in fashion this year.

Human Teeth Heart Pendant

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Human Teeth Heart Pendant
Sink your teeth into this. This is what the tooth fairy makes from all of that late night tooth theft. And yes it is theft cuz your parents are the ones that have to pay for it. So now you can wear (Several people’s) teeth around your neck with this human teeth heart pendant. Love hurts baby. I wonder if tooth fairies wear teeth as armor. They probably do cuz they got enough of em. The bastards.

Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant

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Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant
I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your fetus around your neck is a new one to me. Meet the Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant. I guess fetal fashion is all the rage. Do you like it? If so, that may be a case of fetal attraction. Love that movie. Stay true to the cause and wear it with pride, knowing that our enemies will never de-fetus.

Is that dude making the Home Alone face? I think it is.

Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace

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Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace
Get ready for a dark fairytale. No, serious dark like, “Once upon a time… Holy hell, this creature is trying to rip my face off!” kind of fairytale. And this Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace is your gateway. It’s a portal to a dark and horrifying place. Don’t open it unless you are ready to have a dark trip to the other side.

Witch Jewelry – Enchanted Mirror Pendant

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Witch Jewelry - Enchanted Mirror Pendant
Are you a witchy woman? Then you need some witchy jewelry. This Enchanted Mirror Pendant. Maybe you can do spells with it or something. Ask it who the loveliest of all is. Maybe you can gaze into it and see the future, tell people their fortunes. Or, you know, just wear it cuz it looks awesome. My question is, who enchanted it with what? I’m hoping it spits out chocolates from another dimension.