Well here’s a disgusting specimen wth a face that only a mother could love. A sick mother***** that is. He’s all toothy with bloodshot eyes. I especially dig the bubbles on the tongue. I didn’t graduate med school, but I’m pretty sure he has the herp. Mutations are in fashion this year. This horror pendant goes with everything.
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Real Flower Skull Necklaces
Ohhhhhh pretty. I need these Real Flower Skull Necklaces like I need a flower growing out of my head. These necklaces are made with mixtures of natural wildflowers, moss, and lichen, all encased in clear eco resin. Each is unique. It’s all the flower power of the 60s with some very nice Goth sensibilities and with just a hint of the macabre. They are hypnotizing, mesmerizing and… I ran out of cool things to rhyme.
Labradorite Skull Pendant
Whether you are trying to get more in tune with the ways of the dead or you’re just into some dark jewelry, this stunning Labradorite Skull Pendant would be a great addition to your skull-themed jewelry collection (or a good beginning to it). It’s handmade of carved labradorite cabochon, has really funky optical effects, and is certified spooky AF. Wrapped around the centerpiece is solid copper wire and it comes with a dark brown cord for a necklace. I was going to tell a skeleton joke here, but I just don’t have the guts for it. (I’ll see myself out).
UFO Abduction Necklaces – Trust No One
Your friends and family might not believe your alien abduction story, but don’t worry, we do. No need to show us your wrecked-um. Commemorate the event with this UFO Abduction pendant for your necklace! These pendants are hand-sculpted and have a glow-in-the-dark beam on the front (ultra cool). It comes with a cord, but you can put it on any necklace. And if those butt-buggers come back for you, they will know that you know cuz they’ll see this pendant. It ain’t gonna stop no butt-stuff, but they may think twice. I’m inventing a butt gun that attaches in your underwear so that when somebody pulls your pants down and spreads your mud-cheeks they get blasted. Problem is that in testing I keep shooting the toilet out from under me when I take a s**t.
Witch and Moon Pendant in Burnt Oak
This beautiful Witch and Moon pendant bears the image of a witch flying on a broomstick on a moonlit night. Man, I hope she stops here, cuz my house really needs a sweeping. There’s also what I presume is an owl. That right there is the stuff of fairytales, but knowing how devious witches can be, I have every right to think she is up to no good. I pity any fool near where she lands. Pointy hats scare me cuz they aren’t all as cool as Harry Potter’s sorting hat.