Get yer head screwed on right with these cool Phrenology Head Brooches. Get your head in the game. Be the head honcho. Play some head games. You can consult your brooch whenever you need to know what part of the head controls what. Make your headway with your life. You know what I’m saying? Now I gotta head on outta here. Later peeps.
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Phrenology Head Cufflinks
Phrenology is the study of the head. True science. You can learn a lot by looking at a head. Like if it has lice or hasn’t been washed in like 5 days. So totally true. These Phrenology Head Cufflinks honor this science and put some classic looking cue balls on your cuffs.
Go ahead, feel my head and tell me all about my metal disorders and personality traits.
*Touches my head and massages my scalp.* This spot says that you are a very creative person.
Nah, that’s just where I fell and hit my head. Although I was creatively doing Jackass stunts at the time and having my friend hit me in the nuts while going down a windy mountain road doing about 50 in a shopping cart.
This area is all about your sex life.
Is it small? Is it a tiny area? Yeah, then that’s accurate too.
See, it’s a real science. No doubt about it.
Vintage Phrenology Head
Phrenology is the study of… Yeah, I’m at a loss. It’s your personality based on the shape of your head or something. I have no idea. What is a Phren anyway? A phren is a phren, right till the end. Put her there phren. I’ll see you later. I have to go consult a head about my life. I think it might be a map to buried treasure that aliens implanted in my brain. Plus, I’m gonna get this vintage phrenology head just cuz it looks cool.
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Phrenology Head Container
Phrenology. It’s the study of different spots on the head. I think. Like, this area is where my love of bacon comes from. This area is why I keep missing when I pee in the toilet. That area on my wife’s head? That’s why she punches me and tells me to clean it up. I’m pretty sure that’s what it is. Whatever this strange hoodoo is, this Phrenology Head Container is all about that. Plus, you can put candy inside, or whatever you want. Maybe put a fake brain in there and be all doctor like.
Phrenology. It’s not just for smart people anymore. I can haz too.