It doesn’t take a big brain to know that this Anatomy Stickers Set is awesome. Need an organ transplant? Slap a sticker on it. Consider that shizz transplanted! Stick these things on your fridge, your laptop, your schoolbooks. Hell, stick ’em up your- I apologize. I’m having a bad day. If only I had a heart. *Sticks a sticker on my chest* That feels better. Having a heart-on feels great. Too bad you guys can’t see my heart-on.
Tag: brain
Color Changing Realistic Organs – Heart And Brain
There’s nothing quite like some Color Changing Realistic Organs to decorate the old homestead.Or is that homes-dead? These realistic organs light up and change color in the dark, making them the perfect scary nightlights. You can choose a Brain or a Heart. My brain is all aglow for these pieces of organ lighting. That’s one way to fire up your neurons and turn on your heart light. Screw you Neil Diamond. Now that song is in my head.
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Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates
Young man, you are not getting up from that table until you clean that plate and I can see the heart! *Sigh* Yes mom. These Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates are creepy, kooky and maybe even ooky. They are classic and classy and maybe a little sassy. Best of all it looks like your grandmother’s china. You know, if your grandmother had a few corpses in the closet. Eat up and reveal the surprise beneath your food.
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Human Anatomy Mugs Set
Learn about the body while you are putting liquid in your own. This Human Anatomy Mugs Set has a skull, a heart, a brain and a ribcage mug. I think you should stack them up and make a human body in your kitchen. Then whistle and say, “Hey baby, you is stacked!” Then look around and make sure no one heard that. That’s what I would do.
Anatomy Pint Glasses
These Anatomy Pint Glasses make it easy for the beer to hit your skull, brain, heart, and ribs real quick. *Slams fist down* Bartender, give me a beer right in my brain! *BAM!* Hitting me in the head with the bottle is not what I meant. I meant, put it in my brain glass. Let’s try this again. I’ll take a white russian in my ribs. *Bartender whistles and a burly Ruskie comes out from the backroom. Punches me in the ribs* Seriously, you just keep that guy back there for times like this? Fine, fine. I’ll take whatever you want in one of your glasses. Oh that’s cute. You gave me the glass with the spider in it that you trapped five minutes ago. Great. Damn, I hurt! Is there a hospital around here?