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Ghost Photobombs Selfie At Haunted Plantation

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Ghost Photobombs Selfie At Haunted Plantation
Is it just me or does that ghost look like Dennis Rodman? Anyway, a group selfie was taken by visitors while they were visiting a haunted plantation in Louisiana. Then BOOM! Photobombed by the face of one of the place’s spirits. The image showed up on Facebook posted by The Myrtles Plantation. In a window behind the women, a face can be seen. Some think that it is Myrtles’ most famous ghost, a slave girl named Chloe, who is said to have been photographed at the plantation on other occasions in the past.

I don’t know about all that, but I do know this: I say we start calling any selfie with a ghost a “ghostie” from now on. Who’s with me?

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Victorian Ghost Photobombs Selfie

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Victorian Ghost Photobombs Selfie
Not one to let the basic pumpkin spice latte loving women of our own era get away with having some photo fun, this victorian ghost decided to photobomb their selfie. She has a look on her face like f**k you you young whippersnappers!

Then she went on an unheard and unseen tirade about how back in her day, no one dressed like that and where are their proper clothes? And wipe all of that makeup off your face ye harlot! You’ll never get a husband like that!

This picture surfaced in 2014 and was taken in a bar, which is an important fact in this case. Bars are full of drunk people. Sometimes full of OLD drunk people, some of whom dump flour all over their body just to look ghostly so they can photobomb two hotties. So who knows if this is real or fake. One thing I do know is that bars are for drinking, not for selfies!

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Woman Sneezes During Selfie Revealing Dark-Side Doppelganger

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Woman Sneezes During Selfie Revealing Dark-Side Doppelganger
*Screams like that midget from Twin Peaks and points.* DOPPELGANGER! Sometimes the truth comes out in photos, like when people capture UFOS, Bigfoot, or peen pics that prove how small it is. They can even reveal possession like in this photo, which shows a selfie that captured this woman’s good and evil personas. The bad one is the one on the right that looks like she is shouting at an unseen man during PMS. Just so we’re clear. The possession only came to light because the woman “sneezed”. It’s being played off like the sneeze is the reason for the odd photo, but we know better.

The one on the left is all like, “Awww. I’m so sweet and innocent” while the one on the right just wants you dead and is pissed to be caught on camera. That one is having a heavy flow and just wants any man dead. She’s clearly two-faced. Must be a Gemini.
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The Selfie Brush

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The Selfie BrushThe Selfie Brush. Always look your best by combining your phone with your hair brush. Brush that hair, then make some duck lips and take an awesome selfie. This plastic brush holds your iPhone in the back, next to the mirror. Because you know, you love yourself so much. And the whole world has to see you at your best. Several times a day.
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OMG Selfie Doll!

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selfie dollNo need to go catching your BFF’s lice and other cooties, because you always lean in close and bump heads for those selfies. Just get this Etsy seller to make you a selfie doll instead. Take a picture of the doll whenever you need a selfie. Or put the doll against your friend’s head and take a selfie, that way your doll is getting your BFF’s scalp scabies and other nasties. Let’s face it, your friends ain’t clean. You know when your leg itches for no reason whatsoever? That was a rogue crab from your best friend Judy’s moldy clam. It was just saying hi.

Etsy seller Mahinarium will make you a selfie doll for $87.38, with up to two pieces of clothing.