Now, normally when I meet a fine lady sporting a hot dog, I run the other way. But these Women’s Hot Dog Stretch Pants are the exception. It’s like I always say, “A woman with a hot dog inside the pants is a problem, but a woman with with hot dogs all over? On the outside? That’s a keeper”. Yeah, I’ve actually had to say that. Through tears. Crazy world.
You can get all kinds of fun food stretch pants for your buns as well as other styles. They cloned that girl in the pic below to show you how they all look.
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