This 6 Foot Tall Two-Headed Mummy is awesome if you like to watch two mummies argue all day long. I want Starbucks! I don’t want Starbucks! Let’s go this way! No, let’s go this way! I hate you! No, I hate you. *They start scratching each other’s face with their nasty mummy fingernails and pulling each other’s hair* They remind me of my ex-wife’s two personalities.
Tag: freak
Eraserhead Baby Cake
Remember that Eraserhead Baby Figure? Yeah, somebody made a cake. Debbiedoescakes made this abomination. I wonder what it tasted like. Does it erase your taste buds? I’m kind of sad I didn’t get a slice. It was probably made for some freaky wedding or something. If that’s the case, you might say that this is the David Lynch-pin in their relationship.
Maybe it was made for a baby shower for a real ugly baby. If I had an eraserhead, I’d be writing in pencil and correcting all kinds of grammar. C’mere you little freak! *Rubs his head against the paper until there’s nothing but a nub left.*
via Dangerous Minds
Bizarre Two Headed Mummy
This monstrosity looks like every annoying teen duo that you have ever seen at the mall, just gabbing away at each other’s faces like sugar-fueled little rottweilers barking things like “OMG”, “I know, right!”, “That was so totes brill Bethany!”, and other stupid things at each other. These terror twins just have more rotted skin and yet are less emaciated than the mall rat variety. They are also much smarter and less likely to get hit by a bus while checking a text, saying, “OMG guys! It’s from Brad!”
These two are BFFs, literally. Connected for all time. They look just as shallow as mall vermin, but they won’t run their gobs non-stop at you. It only looks like they are talking each other’s decaying heads off. Only $625 on Ebay.
One more shot below.
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Mummified Baby Possum With Four Arms
The latest in horror action figures is this mummified baby possum with not two, but four arms. For $349. he has zero points of articulation, but is very imposing in an action stance. Display this guy with your superhero figures. I would suggest you pit him against Batman, so that the Caped Crusader is all like, “Damn, WTF! Gotham just got too freaky for me bro. Alfred, fuel the yacht and get some babes on board. We are leaving town. Let that pansy ward of mine protect the city for awhile. Okay, what the hell is Glee and why is he watching it?”
More shots below.
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Antique Photo Of Rare Japanese Frog Baby
Holy Frog F**k! Some strange stuff goes down on this planet. This $400. 1900-1910 medical documentation cabinet photograph shows an anencephalic baby, which is basically a baby born without a brain. So, why is a blogger without a brain sharing this with you? Because education is important fool. Plus, I’m really tripped out by how much this baby looks like an X-Man mutant. Look out Professor X, it’s about to flick it’s tongue. Time for a psychic attack. Too late, I licked it’s skin and am tripping balls. Call in the Wolverine!
In all serious, at one time, babies born with this defect were called “frog babies” and placed into jars as sideshow attractions. It’s weird as hell.