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Is This The Face of Bigfoot?

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Is This The Face of Bigfoot?
This video comes from a trapper in Canada. The dude says that he filmed the legendary Bigfoot’s face! He stumbled upon a disused campsite and took out his camera. Then he sees something hairy and within that hair… Bigfoot’s face. Just looks like a monkey in a wig to me. Which is still pretty impressive. The monkey would have gotten bonus points had he also applied lipstick and eyeliner.

Is it Bigfoot? Could be. Dude wasn’t hanging around to find out. He did what anyone would have done when spotting a monkey in a wig. He ran like hell. Skip to the 1:00 mark for the slow mo shot.
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Drone Takes Bigfoot Footage – Or Does It?

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Drone Takes Bigfoot Footage
This is some footage of Bigfoot supposedly captured by a drone. I’m not convinced. For one thing, Bigfoots have huge wangs and they don’t wear pants. Since I don’t see anything swinging around, I’m thinking this is a smallfoot at the very least, cuz small feet equals small junk. Plus, this video is presented by someone who sells drones. Which they remind you of a few times before moving on to other non-drone Bigfoot footage. Still no big swinging wangs. Call me skeptical. Pro tip: Always look for the Bigfoot wang.

Burrito Camera Lens Wrap

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camera burrito
The Photorito Lens Wrap is a neoprene burrito that protects your camera lens and keeps it in great shape. Also great for when you are going all James Bond and spying on people, while pretending to enjoy a nice fat burrito and read the paper. Oh, hey! Looks like the Cubs won today-

*Crunch*

Holy hell! Why? Why do I keep forgetting that there’s a camera lens in that burrito? Holy hell! The pain! *Quickly picking up teeth from the floor while holding my jaw and crying.* See this is why the British (Or any) government won’t hire me as a spy. Which is a damn shame cuz I could use some free dental.