Bring home Dr. Dreidel and add some hip hop to your Hanukkah. This dreidel is laser etched with images of Dr. Dre on all 4 sides. Spin it up. $5 says it lands on young Dre with gun. Damn! This is a profitable Hanukkah! Sadly, the Dr. Dreidel is just a concept, but maybe one day we can buy one.
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Inflatable Toast
Inflatable Toast is the toast of the town. It is guaranteed to turn your frown upside down. That much is certain. But what the hell do you do with it? Hang it from your car rearview mirror? Present it to a mouse as a nice comfy air mattress?
I have no idea. I just really love toast enough to buy this. Toast is awesome. Buttery toast with jam. Yummy. Maybe I will use this as a toast rest. I have no idea, but I feel a rhyme coming on.
Inflatable Toast.
Blow it up with some air.
Put some butta on dat b**ch
like you don’t even care.
Spread it real good
till it’s nice and creamy.
I eat toast in the shower
all nice and steamy.
Bottom of ma toaster
all filled with crumbs.
All you haters of carbs
are f***ing dumb!
Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
Break out the crayons, not the Glock! This Gangsta Rap Coloring Book is 48 pages of line drawings featuring “Gangsta” rappers, that you can color. Or as one reviewer says:
I purchased this as a means to reminisce, because I used to roll deep with a crew full of G’s. I got out because my baby mama was givin’ me grief. She was worried about me not being there one day, she wanted me to bring it proper, walk the straight and narrow. Anyway, this is the heat. Any book that lets you experiment with Biggy and Nas’s wardrobe in different shades of blue is aight in my book. I bought it for every kid in my sunday school class. I found out a few weeks later that they hit the corner in their low low and beat their first trick. I heard they’re in the market for firearms without serial numbers now. I’m so proud of all of them. It’s good knowing I’ve helped another generation learn how to skate on haters who perpetrate.