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Raven Bookends – Disarrayed Books Nevermore

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Raven Bookends - Disarrayed Books Nevermore

Nevermore! Nevermore will my books be a mess. Thanks to the power of Ravens! Take flight my pretties! I mean perch! Just perch there and guard my books. These Raven Bookends look awesome and will add a bit of Edgar Allan Poe style to your domicile. Let’s be honest, we could all use a bit more of that. They are pretty realistic too. Are you raven about ’em? I am. Cuz I’m pretty ravenous for cool home decor right now.

These Raven Bookends are going to look amazing on the book shelf. And don’t forget about the Gothic Raven Purse. Is there anyone out there who doesn’t love these birds? I better never meet them.

Ravens on Skulls Bookends – Murder and Mystery

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Ravens on Skulls Bookends - Murder and Mystery

Ravens. In popular fantasy, when you see a raven it means that dark forces are watching you through their eyes. Humans are so creeped out by them that we call a group of ravens a murder. Which reminds me of that time I was hunting with my dad and we saw a bunch of ravens in a tree. I said, “Hey, it’s a murder!” My dad aimed his shotgun and BOOM. Feathers went everywhere. He said, “No son. That’s was a murder!” I never went hunting with dad again. Anywho, these Ravens on Skulls Bookends look awesome, even if they do trigger memories of dad. Put some mystery books between them and you have a Murder and Mystery library. You can even store your Black Raven Journal between these Ravens On Skulls bookends.

Stained Glass Ravens For Your Gothic Garden

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Stained Glass Ravens For Your Gothic Garden
Stained Glass Ravens. I love that phrase. I can’t stop saying it. It’s fun. Just rolls off the tongue. Not sure what they’re stained with, but they look amazing. Perfect for your gothic home or garden. If I could talk to these birds, I would say stuff like, “Your ass is glass!” and “Nevermore!” and “What are you raven about?” But I can’t. Not until I buy a set. I just spent all of my money on crows. Hey, I needed something to crow about.

Anyone crowing about ravens? Or ravening about crows? Hey, I just met you. This might be crazy. Here’s my number, so CAW me maybe… I know, that’s terrible. Feel free to caw me out. Seriously though, these Stained Glass Ravens look all kinds of cool. Yes, I restrained myself from saying caw again. I may be crazy but I do have self-restraint and I’m also very talon-ted. What? What did I say? Anyway, they look awesome. I’m going to see if they attract more ravens to my house.

Slightly off topic, why did they never call kids who attended raves ravens? Seems like a no-brainer. Which is probably why I thought of it. I have no brain.

Stained Glass Ravens

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Stained Glass Ravens
You don’t see too many Stained Glass Ravens in the wild. Probably because they shatter so easily. But these will look great in your yard or home. It’s the perfect decor for your already Goth and spooky abode. You can never have too many ravens. If you had none, you would have nothing to rave about after all. Man, I really crack myself up, but not really cuz I’m not made of glass.

Victorian Edgar Allan Poe Necklace With Ravens

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Victorian Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Check out this Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It’s got Edgar front and center, naturally. It also has some ravens and a skull. Do you own one already? Then you’ve been Poe-owned son! Get it? Powned? Whatevs, you know that was hilarious. Poe-lease I know you laughed. Seriously though, this is a sweet ass necklace. Your other necklaces will be worn…. Wait for it… Nevermore!