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Raven Bookends – Disarrayed Books Nevermore

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Raven Bookends - Disarrayed Books Nevermore

Nevermore! Nevermore will my books be a mess. Thanks to the power of Ravens! Take flight my pretties! I mean perch! Just perch there and guard my books. These Raven Bookends look awesome and will add a bit of Edgar Allan Poe style to your domicile. Let’s be honest, we could all use a bit more of that. They are pretty realistic too. Are you raven about ’em? I am. Cuz I’m pretty ravenous for cool home decor right now.

These Raven Bookends are going to look amazing on the book shelf. And don’t forget about the Gothic Raven Purse. Is there anyone out there who doesn’t love these birds? I better never meet them.

Gothic Raven Purse – For The Birds

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Gothic Raven Purse - For The Birds

Wow. Now that’s a nice looking bag. That’s not just something they say in the bathhouse, it’s what they’ll say about this purse when you wear it. This Gothic Raven Purse is stunning. You might even say ravenous. I know I’m raven about it. You won’t catch me crowing about it though. That would be mixing my bird metaphors. Did you know that a group of ravens is known as an “unkindness”. Man, these birds have a bad reputation. But they look awesome on this Gothic Raven Purse accessory. Get your claws on one today!

I’ll have to write that fun fact down in my Raven Journal. It’s where I keep all of my raven related thoughts and dreams from prying eyes and nosy beaks. Did you know that they remember human faces? Come to think of it, that would explain why my car gets pooped on so damn often. Now that’s an unkindness. It’s downright rude. You point and laugh one time when a baby bird can’t get the worm and it makes you a lifelong poop target.

Ravens on Skulls Bookends – Murder and Mystery

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Ravens on Skulls Bookends - Murder and Mystery

Ravens. In popular fantasy, when you see a raven it means that dark forces are watching you through their eyes. Humans are so creeped out by them that we call a group of ravens a murder. Which reminds me of that time I was hunting with my dad and we saw a bunch of ravens in a tree. I said, “Hey, it’s a murder!” My dad aimed his shotgun and BOOM. Feathers went everywhere. He said, “No son. That’s was a murder!” I never went hunting with dad again. Anywho, these Ravens on Skulls Bookends look awesome, even if they do trigger memories of dad. Put some mystery books between them and you have a Murder and Mystery library. You can even store your Black Raven Journal between these Ravens On Skulls bookends.

Beautiful Black Raven Brooches

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Beautiful Black Raven Brooches
Before we get into these Black raven Brooches, I have to brooch the subject. That subject? Ravens. Also, I witnessed a murder guys. A murder of ravens. It’s a murder of crows you idiot! Shut up! You don’t know what I murdered. Oops! This doesn’t count as a confession does it? I think you might be right. They were crows. How many did you murder? Not sure. I’ll need to enlist the help of a band to find out. Huh? Counting crows… I hate you! Really? Every else is raven about me! Kill me!

The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle

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The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle
Be in darkness nevermore thanks to this cool and creepy The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle. “Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'” “Quoth me, Just give me that cool candle and shut your seed-hole! You are so negative bird! How about FOREVERmore instead of NEVERmore. God, I can’t be around you.” That’s why ravens and I don’t get along. I’m very rude. This is also why birds attack me in public. Oh man, I almost accidentally typed “pubic”. Thank God they don’t attack me there.

This candle is inspired by Poe’s poem The Raven. It will look great with your other Gothic decor.