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Stained Glass Ravens For Your Gothic Garden

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Stained Glass Ravens For Your Gothic Garden
Stained Glass Ravens. I love that phrase. I can’t stop saying it. It’s fun. Just rolls off the tongue. Not sure what they’re stained with, but they look amazing. Perfect for your gothic home or garden. If I could talk to these birds, I would say stuff like, “Your ass is glass!” and “Nevermore!” and “What are you raven about?” But I can’t. Not until I buy a set. I just spent all of my money on crows. Hey, I needed something to crow about.

Anyone crowing about ravens? Or ravening about crows? Hey, I just met you. This might be crazy. Here’s my number, so CAW me maybe… I know, that’s terrible. Feel free to caw me out. Seriously though, these Stained Glass Ravens look all kinds of cool. Yes, I restrained myself from saying caw again. I may be crazy but I do have self-restraint and I’m also very talon-ted. What? What did I say? Anyway, they look awesome. I’m going to see if they attract more ravens to my house.

Slightly off topic, why did they never call kids who attended raves ravens? Seems like a no-brainer. Which is probably why I thought of it. I have no brain.

Stained Glass Ravens

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Stained Glass Ravens
You don’t see too many Stained Glass Ravens in the wild. Probably because they shatter so easily. But these will look great in your yard or home. It’s the perfect decor for your already Goth and spooky abode. You can never have too many ravens. If you had none, you would have nothing to rave about after all. Man, I really crack myself up, but not really cuz I’m not made of glass.

Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel

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Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel
Check out this Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel. Sing it with me:

The video game says “Play me”
Face it on a level but it takes you every time on a one on one
Feeling running down your spine
Nothing gonna save your one last dime cause it owns you
Through and through.

Maximum Overdrive was a great movie. Great soundtrack too. It won an award for best use of a Goblin Truck while AC/DC played in the background. Now you can decorate your house with said truck. That is one bad mutha trucka! Sucka!

Stained Glass Mosaic Skull

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Stained Glass Mosaic Skull
This is “Lenny”, a Stained Glass Mosaic Skull. He’s a colorful dude. Make sure you put him in the sun so he can really shine and maybe use the suns rays to grow a body. Is that how that works? I have no idea. Wait! Is he wearing lipstick? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just not sure that color is him. Whatevs. I don’t judge. You go ghoul.

Stained Glass Corner Spider Web

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Stained Glass Corner Spider Web
Like I don’t have enough spider webs in my corners. You expect me to hang this Stained Glass Corner Spider Web up too? I refuse to get into your web of intrigue. What kind of web are you spinning? It looks terrifyingly poisonous and deadly. SpiderwoodHollow sells all kinds of spider webs. Just in case you didn’t have enough. I don’t know about you, but I like to throw them snacks while I’m watching TV, which explains why every corner of my house has Cheetos and Doritos levitating in place. Spiders are picky. They never even wrap them to eat later.
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