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Garbage Pail KidsTrading Card Notebooks

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garbage pail kids
Garbage Pail Kids. They’re all kinds of gross, but you can’t help but love these little freaks. So what else can you do with those cards besides collect ’em, put ’em in the spokes of your bike and stick ’em all over your parent’s expensive stuff? You can make notebooks out of ’em. And that’s just what Etsy seller ESNotebooks did. Pretty cool. The seller has several to choose from.

Garbage Pail Kids! Puhhhleaseeee! I was a dumpster baby before it was cool. In fact, I can’t get anywhere near a dumpster without wanting to jump in and nest. And suckle on mother’s sweet and possibly radioactive trash juices. Hey, the corners of Hefty bags make for some good sucking. No worries. I grew up nice and strong….smelling.
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Tie Skirt: Office Wear Evolved

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Tie SkirtYeah, I can see women rockin’ the tie skirt, climbing the corporate ladder. They start at the bottom, wearing dress pants and fetching coffee and doughnuts. Then they take out the corporate lackeys above them one by one, luring them into supply closets with the promise of sex, killing them dead and collecting trophies from their swelled pencil necks. When they have enough, they fashion them into skirts, taking the office by storm. Catching the eye of their superiors and quickly ascending in rank, until they have an office full of brave Amazons in tie skirts, firing rubber band crossbows with No. 2 pencil bolts at each other until only the strongest survives.

See this is why I don’t work in an office. Women are vicious and crafty.
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