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Cryptid Field Sketchbook

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Cryptid Field Sketchbook

Ever been out in the field, when you spot the Jersey devil and you can’t even draw him cuz you left your sketchbook at home? We’ve all been there. Well, now you can get this Cryptid Field Sketchbook with drawing of cryptids already in it. I tried to draw Mothman once. The 2 wings just looked like a heart with a head attached. This cool Cryptid Field Sketchbook features creatures like the Ohio Grassman, the Flatwoods Monster, Jersey Devil, Mothman and many many more.

This is a much safer way to view cryptids. So you don’t have to worry about getting killed by an angry monster while simultaneously sketching. This sketchbook is full of awesome artwork. Just like these Cryptid Tarot Cards.

Crazy Creepy Monster In The Keyhole Journals

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Monster In The Keyhole Journals
These Monster In The Keyhole Journals from Etsy seller MilleCuirs are giving me nightmares, but that may be just because I like to peep through keyholes. C’Mon that’s what they’re there for. I’ve seen like two murders, politicians cross dressing, even saw a raccoon giving an elderly dude a back massage once. Keyholes are windows to other worlds. Sometimes very dirty and very wrong worlds.

They see me peepin‘
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me peepin’ dirty…
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Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook

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Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook
Ohhhh so tenta-cool. This Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook is so shiny and so tentacle-y. I would draw in this thing all day long. Draw a blank! Cuz I’m not really that creative. Just beware. The eye in the center sees everything. So, you know, turn it away when you touch your peen and stuff. Just a thoughtful tip.

Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors

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Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors
Damn son, you ugly. This Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors is either a monster or some guy making a fart face. Hey, sometimes it’s tough to squeeze one out and when you finally do, your face gets all twisted up. Who you winking at man? By the way, that vein on the side of your face? You need to get that checked bro. Looks like you got a fat juicy earthworm in there. Is it wrong that I want to shove food in his mouth? Yeah, probably wrong. I just want to see how much it holds cuz it looks like a bottomless pit.

This is the perfect book of horrors to draw other horrors inside of. The first page should really be an x-ray of that freaky face.

Cthulhu And Other Leather Bound Journals

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Cthulhu And Other Leather Bound Journals
MetalSomeArt sells some awesome leather bound journals. Heh. Leather bound. Sounds kinky. 50 Shades of Paper. Get it? Anyway, they have many cool journals to choose from. Cthulhu, Tarot Cards, all kinds of cool stuff. They have awesome brass plates in front. That’s what makes ’em look so fancy. So shiny. I’m gonna get one so I can write down my deepest innermost thoughts.

*Opens journal. Starts to write.* Hmmm. Nothing’s coming to me. Damn writer’s block. I hate that. Why you blockin’ me bro? What do you have against writers and why are you invisible? Silence huh? Well, nobody blocks me you blockhead. I’ll just journal about you.

Dear Diary. Today writer’s block tried to block me from your crisp white pages. But I don’t let bullies win. He’s a poopy pants which is why this entry sounds like a 2 year old rather than being in my usual 4 year old style. I hate that guy. Always blocking. Always lurking. P.S. I like your brass plate on your cover. So shiny and pretty. I like to touch it. Will you be my girlfriend? K bye.
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