I’m wearing this Mens Skull Necktie to the office so I can be the coolest dressed dude. Look at how classy this thing is! I’m gonna be a Gothic Gangster wearing this thing. I’d wear it to skull too. I mean school. This makes a great gift for the guy in your life who needs to make an impression and look like a badass.
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Unleash This Mighty Kraken Men’s Tie
The mighty Kraken. He’s kraken large boats, kraken boots with the female sea monsters, dude is kraka-laken everything. Honor this mighty beast with this cool Kraken Men’s Tie. Go ahead and wear it. Don’t be an Octo-puss. You will have the coolest tie in your office. Unless some other dude wears one too, then it will be a tie. Get it? A tie? I know, I know. The comedy never ends. Check out this cool tie too.
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Squid Neckties
These Squid Neckties are almost as good as wearing an actual squid around your neck. In fact they are better. Let’s count the ways.
1- They won’t choke you with their tentacles.
2- Your shirt will not be wet and smell like seaweed.
3- You won’t smell like Squid all day.
4- The ink on these ties won’t shoot in your eye.
5- You can’t hang a bunch of Squid in your closet.
6- You can’t iron and starch a Squid. You can, but the stink!
All great reasons to choose these over a real Squid tie.
Viagra Neck Tie Surprisingly Hangs Limp From Your Neck
This Viagra Neck Tie let’s the entire world know about your erectile dysfunction. Your pee-pee may not work properly, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dress smart. This tie lets other men know that you are not a threat to their woman. It lets women know that you are about as much of a threat to them as a wet noodle. Or do I have that backwards? I guess it tells people that you can shag for hours and that you are always up for some naughty fun time.
This tie is not for everyone. Side effects may include: Tie suddenly going upright and stiff in your face.
Alien Ties: Dress For Alien Abduction Success
Now we join an alien abduction already in progress…
“Beeble-brix zat-sylum kubri-saq.” Nudges his alien buddy and points at the Alien Tie the victim is wearing.
“Axl-herkl Haw-gab nee-srink!” *LOL* Which translates to, “He worships us. This one deserves extra lube!”
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.