Garbage Pail KidsTrading Card Notebooks

garbage pail kids
Garbage Pail Kids. They’re all kinds of gross, but you can’t help but love these little freaks. So what else can you do with those cards besides collect ’em, put ’em in the spokes of your bike and stick ’em all over your parent’s expensive stuff? You can make notebooks out of ’em. And that’s just what Etsy seller ESNotebooks did. Pretty cool. The seller has several to choose from.

Garbage Pail Kids! Puhhhleaseeee! I was a dumpster baby before it was cool. In fact, I can’t get anywhere near a dumpster without wanting to jump in and nest. And suckle on mother’s sweet and possibly radioactive trash juices. Hey, the corners of Hefty bags make for some good sucking. No worries. I grew up nice and strong….smelling.
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Rare 1966 Topps Batman Card Showing Batman On The Toilet

batman in the bathroom
Some guy is selling what he claims is a 1966 Topps trading card of Batman on the Bat-toilet, made by Topps employees who were bored one day. Cool story bro. I’m calling BS, because I get bored plenty and I have never once drawn Batman on the toilet. The Penguin? Sure. I even drew a picture of The Joker using a urinal in Grand central station once, but- No, wait. I’m mixing up reality with recreational drug use Wednesdays again. That was just something I saw, not something I drew.

And before you ask, the answer is yes. His little Joker had white make-up on it too. I know because I was using the urinal next to him and I peeked. It’s the friggin’ Joker, you would’ve looked too! Don’t judge.

Oh hey! Just realized it’s Wednesday. Goodbye cruel world. Hello pharmaceutical and whiskey induced Virtual Reality.