This Spooky Room Lightbox is a fun decoration. It’s perfect for putting my action figures inside of a haunted house and creating spooky scenes while I yell from the audience. “Cut! What the hell was that? Where is your motivation? Remember, the ghost salesmen killed your lover. Where’s the anger? I’ve seen cats give a better performance in the litter box. Emote damn you! Shed a tear! Now do it again with more feeling or so help me God you will never work in this town again R2-D2! C-3PO, kiss him like you mean it!”
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UFO Alien Abduction Sign
Let your overnight guests know that aliens frequent your bedroom. This UFO Alien Abduction Sign will let them know that they could potentially be lying in bed minding their own business, when a beam of blue light lifts them out of bed.
They tried that shizz on me once. I was floating and rising up, then I heard their machinery straining and smelled smoke. Once their tractor beam broke, I fell back on my bed like a floppy fat fish and thanked God for my second helping of Cheetos and three bowls of ice cream. I win f***ers!