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Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set

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Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set
I don’t know how many times I’ve said it. You have to dress up your zombie. I can’t stress this enough. Your Zombie can’t just walk around naked. I mean their naughty parts are all rotten and putrid for one thing. Dress them up people, or don’t keep them as pets. It’s that simple. This Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set will help teach you how to dress them for success. Put these magnets on the fridge and have fun putting clothes on an undead form. There’s even a beer can in there. Or maybe it’s an energy drink.

Dress this one and dress the real thing. This ain’t no game peeps. Naked Zombies are the worst. But their naked bodies got a lot of shame in their game. True dat!

Vinyl Monster Decals For Your Car

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Vinyl Monster Decals For Your Car
3QuartermoonCreative sells all kinds of cool Vinyl Monster Decals For Your Car. I’m gonna get some of these. Monsters will keep people from tailgating me all day. Get off my butt man! You don’t wanna wake the monster! That’s a warning sticker pal! You hit me and pop my trunk, this is the monster you’re gonna see. Well, that and like 10 potato chip bags and a pair of jumper cables.
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Cheesus Crust Vinyl Figure

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Cheesus Crust Vinyl FigureCheesus Crust, that is an awesome figure. I love that he comes with his own trading card. Nobody has a batting average like Cheesus. Plus, he’s the one guy in the world who won’t care if you call him pizza-face. This makes me want my own anchovy mustache by the way. For those of you who don’t already pray to Cheesus, you should. Every time I pray, I get the most delicious pie, plus he turns your iced coke into wine. Thank you Cheesus! You the man!

Thanks Jeremy.

Horror Vinyl Record Wall Clock

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Horror Vinyl Record Wall Clock
This Horror Vinyl Record Wall Clock makes my horror loving heart skip a beat. Get it? Like a record skipping? *Pfft* This generation and their CDs. Huh? What do you mean they don’t use CDs anymore? I wouldn’t know since music is so shizz these days. They gotta get in the groove and get on track. Heh. Just some more vinyl record humor.

Anyway, between Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers here, I bet they set a record for killing the most people ever aside from Monsanto of course, so it’s only natural they should actually be on a record looking all scary. This record is also a clock.

Hey what time is it? It’s half past Freddy’s glove and a quarter to Jason’s mask. Naturally.

UFO Alien Abduction Sign

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UFO Alien Abduction Sign
Let your overnight guests know that aliens frequent your bedroom. This UFO Alien Abduction Sign will let them know that they could potentially be lying in bed minding their own business, when a beam of blue light lifts them out of bed.

They tried that shizz on me once. I was floating and rising up, then I heard their machinery straining and smelled smoke. Once their tractor beam broke, I fell back on my bed like a floppy fat fish and thanked God for my second helping of Cheetos and three bowls of ice cream. I win f***ers!