The world is more terrifying than we can imagine. A Texas woman recently stumbled on the remains of a giant piece of nightmare fuel when she spotted this sea creature that had washed ashore during Hurricane Harvey. People think that it’s a tusky eel. I don’t know what that is, but nope. This is what I call “Nightmaricus This is why I don’t swimicus!” Look at that mouth!
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So this is a video of Bigfoot captured by a trail cam. He was picking apples and appears to have a skin condition. Damn Bigfoot, you best get that looked at. You got the mange. Is it real? I have no idea, but if you have an apple tree, you may see Bigfoot since they seem to love apples. They travel across the country pooping apple seeds and making America rich with food trees. Thank you Bigfoot. Thank you for feeding us. We reap what your butt sews.
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So this is a highly questionable video of some dude filming some other dudes in hazmat suits finding a mermaid body in the water and trying to move it by putting it on a blanket and carrying it away in a very inept way. The guy filming talks about military people all over the place, but I’m calling BS. If that were true, everybody would be flocking in to see mermaid boobies. Mermaid boobies are the holy grail of boobies. No one wants to miss a sight like that. Man, that’s some nice tail though.
This is some footage of Bigfoot supposedly captured by a drone. I’m not convinced. For one thing, Bigfoots have huge wangs and they don’t wear pants. Since I don’t see anything swinging around, I’m thinking this is a smallfoot at the very least, cuz small feet equals small junk. Plus, this video is presented by someone who sells drones. Which they remind you of a few times before moving on to other non-drone Bigfoot footage. Still no big swinging wangs. Call me skeptical. Pro tip: Always look for the Bigfoot wang.
Some guy in Ireland captured a ghost on his dashcam. It almost looks like a real person except for the fact that it just sort of appears, has a weird shadow person quality, is dressed like he’s from the 17th century and then walks through a damn wall. Now, normally I would make some joke about somebody being drunk, cuz Ireland, but there’s just no one drunk here. Dude just walks through the wall, continuing on his way. In a much calmer way then the Kool-Aid man, it has to be said. His ghost would have just plowed through the brick and been like OH YEAH. Now, that I want to catch on camera, but not sure if the Kool-Aid man is dead or just never existed. Gonna wiki that when I’m done here.
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