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Kraken Door Knobs – Perfect for Cabinet Doors in Hell

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Kraken Door Knobs - Perfect for Cabinet Doors in Hell
If your cabinet doors could use some creep, you need Kraken Door Knobs. We can’t think of a better doorknob to give your visitors a mini-heart attack when they enter your home this Halloween. Especially if you put tentacles inside the cabinet. Or freaky jasr filled with shrunken heads. That should frighten your guests. Use them on drawers or closet doors in the guest room just to mess with your house guests. It adds some scariness and they are also art.

They are made to look like an antique and can be used as a knob to hang coats on too. They are awesome!

Octopus Bedding Tentacle Pattern Duvet Cover or Comforter

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Octopus Bedding Tentacle Pattern Duvet Cover or Comforter
Ohhhh. I love octopus bedding. Except for the part where my wife keeps jabbing me with her tentacles. There at least 20,000 leagues under the sea so why are your elbows in my side? Spread out! Damn! This bed is just like an octopus. You know how? They’re both full of suckers! Ouch! Stop that!

Cuddle This Giant Octopus Plush With All Eight Tentacles

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Cuddle This Giant Octopus Plush
This Giant Octopus Plush is great for the couch. You can wrap his eight legs around you and snuggle up on a cold night. I’d like to be… Under the sea… In an Octopus’ garden in the shade… It comes with a carry bag and an adoption card. I really hope I qualify for adopting this. There was that one incident with OPS though. Octopus Protection Services. Fingers crossed.

Kraken Tentacle Cane – Get Off My Lawn

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Kraken Tentacle Cane
Whoa! This Kraken Tentacle Cane is gonna make me one cool elder. Gonna buy it now and save it for when I get older. Any young whipper-snappers give me any guff and their gonna get it right in the lip. And by “it” I mean cold hard tentacles. Whack! Cuz old people can get away with that shizz. I’ll whack people left and right. What’d you say, son? Whack! I don’t like your tone. Whack! Gonna spend the whole day just whacking off.

Loch Ness Monster Corpse Found on Beach in Georgia

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Loch Ness Monster Corpse Found on Beach in Georgia
The remains of a mysterious sea creature that looks like the Loch Ness Monster washed ashore on a beach in Georgia. See, they do exist! If it swims like a plesiosaur and dies like a plesiosaur, it’s a damn plesiosaur people! Check out a newscast about it below. They had to blur out some guts where the birds picked at it. I thought they were blocking out a big dino-Weiner at first.

It could also be a sea creature called ‘Altamaha’ that is said to lurk in the area. Loch Ness? This thing is more like a Loch Mess. Am I right?
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