This new interactive map combines Google Earth with a massive database of UFO sightings to help you stalk the UFOs. That will turn the tables on those ET bastards. It’s called the UFO Stalker. You can check out sightings reported in your hometown or anywhere. The map also gives you the full sighting report from the database.
Knowledge is power and I aim to use this power so no aliens can ever make my butt hurt again. Let’s use this to catch us an alien and probe HIS butt!
I gotta get me this Bigfoot Pocket Journal 3 Pack cuz I always see Bigfoot in the woods, and one time at the 7-11, but that last one may have been some lady with a LOT of testosterone. I couldn’t tell by the grunting or the big booty waddle. I’d use these to recount all of my Bigfoot sightings.
December 17th Saw Bigfoot taking a deuce in a forest stream. *Draws picture of Sasquatch all bent over and grunting,dropping a cleveland steamer that kills a frog.* January 5th. Saw Bigfoot masturbating. Stepped on a twig and he quickly stopped and pretended he was sleeping all along. *Draws Bigfoot doing his thing. Writes HAHA with an arrow pointing towards his tiny weenie.*
I would fill these things in 5 seconds. People doubt that he exists, but how can you not see him? He’s like ten feet tall.