Let us converse about Converse. Conversely I could just write about it and you read it, so there’s no talking at all and I continue to be lonely. Sound good? Cool. These Custom Converse Skulls and Roses Shoes are awesome. I’m pretty sure that if you buried these in the ground, a bunch of skulls and roses would bloom from them. That’s how cool they are. They make a great gift for any fan of sweet-ass shoes that look badass.
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Freddy Krueger Custom Converse
One two, Freddy’s got new shoes. Three four, put ’em on the floor. Five six, that’s a sick pair of kicks! Freddy Krueger Custom Converse. Imma get these cuz it would be awesome if Freddy attacked my dreams and I outran him in his own damn shoes. I don’t think I could wear them though, cuz it looks like Freddy is ready to slash my laces forever and ever.
Damn, gotta replace those laces. There, that’s better. What the-? Slashed again! Dammit Freddy! Do it one more time! Dammit Freddy. You did it! I just bought a bulk case of shoelaces on Amazon.
Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes
These Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes are killer. No seriously. They are full of killers. These guys may even steal your sole. Heh. That’s a little shoe joke. And you know what they say about guys who tell little shoe jokes. I hope you know, cuz it escapes me. One shoe has the names of the movies, the other has the characters from those movies. So don’t ever lose your shoe or you’ll never figure out which movies these guys belong with.
Custom Skull Sneakers
Check out these Custom Skull Sneakers. Kicks that are sick! They have 3D skulls on them. What is going on over at Nike?
Nike worker: I’ll just put a little LSD in the water.
Nike designer: Oh man, I have so many ideas. Talk me down man, Talk me down. Skulls. It’s all about the skulls. We can use a special gel so the shoes will burn and flame and be on fire all of the time. We’ll call them Ghost Riders. How about a design that drips paint down these sneakers all day long? Kind of like the world before me that makes me want to claw my eyes out. The monkey in my head won’t let me be! Maybe just put the skulls on for now.
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Horror Movie Monster Shoes
Love these Horror Movie Monster Shoes. I just walked a mile and boy are my monsters tired. These shoes are killing me! That’s because they are full of movie serial killers and monsters, so that’s not totally unexpected. What was unexpected? That Chucky is on them and they aren’t Chucks. These shoes also have no soles. Because Freddy stole them all.
Hahaha. I’ll be here all week people! I’ll be lonely, but I’ll be here.
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