Spaghetti Eating Spaceman

Spaghetti Eating Spaceman
You spacey cretin! Damn you Spaghetti Eating Spaceman! How dare you come to my planet and eat all of the spaghetti. How dare you sir! Stop slurping spaghetti while I yell at you. Stick to the pipe cleaners on your home planet!

But seriously… I see it’s bring your child to work day on Etsy once again. Kids do the darnedest things. Bless.

Get Cleaned Up, Creeped Out: Flying Spaghetti Monster Vegan Soap

spaghetti monster soapThis Flying Spaghetti Monster soap is an amazing rasta-pasta at a supa low costa. Only $6. It is even Vegan. It looks like two worms grabbing a wad-full of dirt. Because that’s what worms do. They eat dirt and poop it out of their butts.
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