Holy guano, that’s a lot of bats! These Halloween Wall Bats are awesome. They’re perfect for Halloween of course, but they look great on your walls year round. They look like they are really flying all over the place. These are enough bats to drive you batty. You’ll get all the fun of bats without all of the cleanup.
Tag: flying
Flying Bats Necklaces
These Flying Bats Necklaces from BellaMortaJewelry will put a whole bevvy of bats on your buxom bosom. I can practically hear them chittering and flapping their wings as they whoosh away into the twilight. I wish I was one of them. I want to be free like the bat, but every time I sleep hanging upside down I wake up on the floor with a neck injury.
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Behold The Creepicorn
This ham-fisted, smurf colored cherub of doom either tripped and got an ice cream cone stuck in his head or is part unicorn. If those huge hands with their well manicured nails get a hold of you, it’s game over man.
Frame this fine art print up and creep up your living space for $20-$50. I wouldn’t put it by the bed, unless you like laying awake at night, shivering in fear.
Get Cleaned Up, Creeped Out: Flying Spaghetti Monster Vegan Soap
This Flying Spaghetti Monster soap is an amazing rasta-pasta at a supa low costa. Only $6. It is even Vegan. It looks like two worms grabbing a wad-full of dirt. Because that’s what worms do. They eat dirt and poop it out of their butts.
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